Deep thoughts...

Him: Gosh! I’m going to be 65 tomorrow.

Me: Any profound thoughts you would like to share with the American public?

Him: Mmmmmmmm. No.

Silence for a minute or two...

Him: I sure don’t feel it.

Silence for another minute or two....

Him: Your father sure has enjoyed his retirement. What with his crossword puzzles and his routine. I don’t have a routine. I just have chaos.