Me: Can you download the pictures for me.
Richard: You are driving me crazy with this camera. You take pictures of everything.
Me: No I don’t.
Richard: You’d take pictures of poop if you could.
Me: No, I would not!!!
Richard (in a high falsetto voice): Oh look! There’s some poop. I’m gonna take a picture of it.
Me: I would not!!!
And that's the truth. I might take pictures of animal skeletons, but I won't take pictures of poop. I promise.