I was assured on good authority a few weeks ago at the church fellowship meal that between November 27 and January 2,
FOOD HAS NO CALORIES!!
I was so happy to hear this news. We have been absorbed with calorie counts and grams and ounces for more than 2 years. It's so nice to have a holiday.
Except we had to come back home and face the judge and the jury.
Yep... "Here come de judge, here come de judge..."
Somebody forgot to tell her. She never takes a holiday